Wake up. Update blog. Return the electric bike from previous night. Walk into the city with the help of motivational bridges.
Based on my summary understanding of The Secret, I projected my hunger to social media and insta-got this from a van.
I walk about a mile to Caffe Medici’s again. Use my secondary PayPal account for another $20 of free food. I’m a master of disguise.
Meet up with Saeed and try to go to some free BBQs. Both of the spots ran out of food. Did get another Kind bar though. I’m a sucker for circular narratives.
Walk over to the MTV Woodies Festival. There’s a line around the block and the place was at capacity. Click here to unsubscribe.
Stop by the conventional center. Find a table full of Lego blocks.
Some lazy guy asks me to help him make a helicopter.
This takes me almost half an hour.
These children want none of my input but keep making me separate blocks for them. Today we learn about outsourcing.
We thought this was a secret phone number. Shouldn’t hold out for pi in the sky.
@llovise on Instgram strikes a pose.
Some girls from Red Bull strike a pose.
Man with a guitar singing about God and shopping strikes a pose.
We go through three different lines for the Mad Decent showcase, until security tells us it isn’t a free event. This is despite putting the RSVP on a “like-wall” which also grabs contact info. Austin Party Weekend gets a perma-unlike from me.
Saeed’s friend got us on a VIP list for an event five miles in the wrong direction relative to the airport. I had $16 and four hours to get to the airport. I make my final bad decision.
Boxer at South Austin Gym strikes a nose.
Mobb Deep was there.
And Mike Jones.
And Judge Mills from Celebrity Deathmatch.
Two people said I could ride with them back downtown. Get double crossed twice (quadruple crossed). I end up hitching a ride with a group of strangers. Luckily I also had something on me that one of the people wanted. I manage to scrape together $30 and a free cab ride.
With my new found wealth I bought some fried rice with an egg on it from a food cart for $8 and spent the rest on the cab to the airport $32 + $6 tip.
Land at JFK. One unread text message.
Health: 60 / 100
Morale: 55 / 100
Cash: $0 (Or -$30)